Friday supper. At the picnic table.
Henry: (pointing his spoon at various family members) Stupify! Stupify!
Family: Munch munch munch.
Henry: (pointing his spoon at his plate) Wingardium leviosa!
Family: Munch munch munch
Henry: (pointing his spoon at Jane) Avada kedavra!
Me: You know the rule. No unforgivable curses at the table. Please eat your supper.
He shows genuine remorse.
Henry: Sorry, Dad.
He tucks in to the business of eating. He notices his potatoes could use some condiment.
Henry: Accio ketchup!
Me: Henry!
Henry: Sorry. Accio ketchup, please.
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