Alice cleared out a cupboard in the kitchen the other day to make a clubhouse. She likes to sit in there with a flashlight and a stack of books. She installed a mailbox in case we have anything important to tell her. Jane wrote her the following letter:
Dear Alice,
On the night that I go back in time, you will be shot by terrorists. Please take whatever precautions you feel necessary to prevent this terrible disaster.
Your friend,
Jane
Unrelated: we watched a certain movie recently.
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