We live near a beautiful park which is a favourite spot for wedding photos. We've seen as many as 4 wedding parties there at one time.
Here's an exchange we overheard yesterday between a particularly screechy-voiced bride and her mum.
Screechy Bride: WHO'S GOT THE CIGARETTES?
Mum: (looking around, feeling embarrassed) Uh, you don't need a cigarette, Dear.
Screechy Bride: FRIG OFF, MA. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I NEED.
Here's an exchange we overheard yesterday between a particularly screechy-voiced bride and her mum.
Screechy Bride: WHO'S GOT THE CIGARETTES?
Mum: (looking around, feeling embarrassed) Uh, you don't need a cigarette, Dear.
Screechy Bride: FRIG OFF, MA. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I NEED.
Weddings are always so touching.
ReplyDeleteDid they have kazoos?
ReplyDeleteProbably not. In my experience kazoos tend to lighten the mood.
Oh, auntie.. that makes me smile. D'y'know, that was 7 years ago this month?
ReplyDeleteJane and Henry play with those kazoos now!
of course I know -- the twenty-seventh :-)
ReplyDeleteYou don't let them play with the rocks do you?
I had bagpipes at my wedding, but no kazoos. Damn.
ReplyDeleteWe did a pretty good impression of set of pipes with our kazoos, as I recall.
ReplyDeleteThis touches me in ways you cannot imagine....
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