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I abruptly halt at the bathroom door, my eyes stinging by what I may or may not have just seen.

Me: Jaaaaaane?

She quickly stands bolt upright. She looks extremely guilty.

Jane: Yyyyyess?

Me: Were you just about to lick the toilet?

Long pause.

Jane: No?

4 comments:

  1. just us6 January 2010 at 11:57

    What was that about Jane being "a rock", a "log"? Perhaps her stmach is too.

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  2. Jordan6 January 2010 at 20:39

    My decision to read this before drinking my morning coffee saved my laptop from what almost certainly would have been a huge spray of coffee accompanied by the sounds of choking, coughing and uncontrollable laughter. Phew!

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  3. Karn6 January 2010 at 21:21

    that's awesome.

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  4. movita20 January 2010 at 08:51

    So, just to be clear, licking toilets... not cool?

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