Jane, Erin, and I are slumped on the couch at the end of a long, grumpy day. Jane pokes me in the gut.
Jane: Why do you have such a fat tummy?
Me: Ouch.
Erin: People don't really like it when you call them fat, Janey.
Jane: I didn't call him fat. I asked why he had such a fat tummy.
Janey will grow up to be a lawyer.
ReplyDeleteYou take that back.
ReplyDeleteas Rydan would say, "you're not THAT fat."
ReplyDeleteI created this blog to feed my ego. THAT DIDN'T HELP.
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