Jake lays on the floor by the couch. Only a dog can make the cold hard ground look this comfortable.
Alice approaches. Jake settles in for a good session of petting.
Alice: Does Jake has skin?
Erin: It's under his fur.
Alice: (moving the fur around with her fingers) I can't see it.
Erin: It's under there. Keep looking.
Alice: *gasp* I think he has green skin!
Jane walks in the room.
Jane: (rolling her eyes) Silly Alice. Jake doesn't have skin.
1 comment:
Youse guys don't know nuttin'. Of *course* he has skin, but it's under the sleeveless vest he's wearing underneath his fur overcoat. Zheesh.
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