Lego wedding

Henry and Jane love Lego. Henry plays the way I did with it as kid: build something, show Mum how cool it is, break it, build something else. Jane builds relationships.

Lego Skater Girl: We're getting married!

Lego Space Guy: Really? Do I get any say in this? What if I don't want to get married?

Skater Girl: Daaaaaad. You're not playing right! We're getting married.

Space Guy: Of course. I'm sorry. We're getting married. Who is going to be the minister?

Skater Girl: (thinking) Ummmmmm... him.

Lego Pirate Captain suddenly appears.

Space Guy: A wedding at sea! How beautiful.

Pirate Captain: We are gathered here today to celebrate the union of Lego Skater Girl and Lego Space Guy in holy matrimony. Do you, Lego Skater Girl, promise to love, honour, and protect Lego Space Guy, and totally rescue him if he ever falls in a deep moon crater or something, so long as you both shall live?

Skater Girl: Yes.

Pirate Captain: And do you, Lego Space Guy, promise to love, honour, and protect Lego Skater Girl, even if she falls and scrapes her knee while doing some sick 360 flip on the half pipe?

Space Guy: I do.

Pirate Captain: Then, by the power vested in me by the Lego Group, I now pronounce you Lego Man and Wife. You may now kiss.

They kiss.

Skater Girl: Let's have a baby!

Space Guy: Awesome!

Lego Darth Vader appears.

Space Guy: Noooooo!

1 comment:

misty said...

Just wait until Lego Darth Vader has a kid. He'll be separated at birth and later have difficulty accepting who his real father his.