Alice recently had a grammatical realization: one who runs is a runner; one who bakes is a baker.
Wearing a tutu, she demonstrates her new understanding of language.
Alice: I a balleter ( ed - pronounced: bah-layer ). You the watcher. Sit on the couch.
Later, in addition to the tutu, she sports a cowboy hat.
Alice: I a ballet giddy-upper.
4 comments:
I a these-stories enjoyer.
I a thanker! Sit on the couch.
OK, I happy to be a coucher. Peanuts, please.
Does that make you a coach tomatoer?
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