The absolutely fool-proof method to make your little sisters scream

It's easy.

Step one: Loudly yell "Last one there is a rotten egg!"

Step two: Run.

Step three: Don't look back. No matter what.


The results are, predictably, as follows:

"Henry, I'm not racing."

"Henry, I said I'm not racing."

"I'm not racing, Henry."

"Henry!"

"STOP RUNNING, HENRY! I'M NOT RACING!"

"DAAAD, TELL HENRY I'M NOT RACING!"

"HEEEEENRAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

etc.